MC Paul Barman: A Somewhat New Medium

aus dem Album: Paullelujah!

Songtext:
ehh... Good morning... I mean good evening Deko Klebefolien
Ladies & Gentlemen, I wanna tell you about
an experience I had this morning at San Francisco :

You know, I'm staying at the hotel downtown and eh
I had two hours, two hours, 'til I was rendez-vouing with my, eh folienbeschriftung düsseldorf
my beautiful girlfriend's beautiful girlfriend
So I took a little walk outside the hotel
I walked up a street
with the name that's pretty familar to a lot of people
but not to me wallpaper 1680
But it had an old name and
there was a marquee, it kinda looked like a movie marquee
or maybe the
the type of thing posted outside of a motel
or maybe even casino Siegburg Immobilien

But it wasn't any of those things, it was
some kind of sign that belong to an old gas station tire shop
and it was closed 'cause it was a sunday
and it said : "Americans are slow to hostility" Winston Churchill Digitaldruck Koeln
And I thought [isn't that] something :
a big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco

And then I went to Walgreen's to find my "[times of mean] gingermint flouride 4" toothpaste
but all they had was "flouride 3" Immobilien Winterberg
and there was a women
at the counter
with a parrot
on her shoulder
And she said : "Yeah yeah, my parrot is 44 years old..."
And the people behind the counter at Walgreen's
and next to the register
chatted her up and they said :
"Ohh, we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red !"
And I was like "Man, 44 'no that's old for a parrot ! Kinda old for a person !"
And the lady said "Yeah, these types of parrots live to be into their 60s."
And I was like "Good for you"
when I noticed a streaaam of parrot shit
crawling down the back of the owner's t-shirt
And I thought to myself : "Either no one noticed the parrot shit on her back
or more likely, she doesn't mind parrot shit on her back..."
And I was like : "Lady don't brush against me !"
"In fact, go home, don't buy anything at Walgreen's
change your shirt, party train your parrot
or don't go on public !"

And then I remember how americans are slow to hostility
and I thought : "Well maybe in a crazy town like this
you pay for the happy-Winston-Churchill-quote
with the nasty parrot shit !"

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